Jan 28, 2013

BACK AT IT.

praise the Lord on high that this episode didn't start with sean walking around shirtless. OH WAIT THERE HE COMES … IN HIS UNDERWEAR. BOXER BREIFS. is this abc or mtv? what.

selma's gone a little crazy. babies. 

control yourself, leslie. you did come on the bachelor

i just don't have any strong emotions for selma. the way she lays across sean's lap isn't working for me. and flaunting that you weigh 110 lbs is a little too much for me. i weigh that too and don't talk about it. oh wait. no i don't. and maybe i would say it every day if i did. whatev.

caleb tells me that they owned property in joshua tree national park when he lived in califronia. um what? and selma hates this date. i, however, would love this date. 

"six inch heels."

get me to that RV park! can i call that an RV park? RV cluster?

fifi is totally selma's rv.

curling up and laying down again. hmm. "you're gonna find an amazing girl" what is that comment? don't you want to be the amazing girl? 

i can't stand how they talk about how a kiss is going to happen or not going to happen.

sit up, selma.

she is also thirty years old. not sure about the kissing rule. the camera angle is right up her nostrils this entire time. awesome.

what is this? did they eat dinner? or marshmallows?

amanda broke her chin.. that's what she gets for showing off and lying. woops. did i just say that?

here's a nice roller derby picture for you. 

sean walking across the street with ten girls behind him to go to dinner is the perfect picture of everything the bachelor embodies.

amanda creeps me out a bit. 

please do not give tiara that darn rose. 

leslie is SO happy all the time. holy moly batman.

i hate this date. trying on dresses on a first date and showing them off sounds sort of hellish to me. that necklace makes leslie feel like a woman. giving birth to an eleven pound baby makes me feel like one. 

i called that there would be no connection with leslie the second they started talking about romance. mkay?

wow. that's awkward…taking that necklace back. 

 catherine FTW.

i have NO idea what the preview for next week was. someone hold me. 

17 comments:

  1. I thought the necklace they made Leslie wear made her look like she was on star trek :)

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  2. hahah I was laughing the entire episode thinking how much awesome material you have to work with for your bachelor post! I also caught that comment selma made - she really worded that weird. and i thought it was funny how she was leaving sean in the dust when she was climbing. Yeah the whole trying on completely impractical dresses "for fun" isn't fun, and he wonders why things didn't work!? the poor girls who go on the shopping dates never make it because it's superficial and you don't get to bond or over come challenges. I'm a little embarrassed by how entertained I am by this show...

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  3. favorite part: "Tierrable" - Catherine

    ahhhh, love that you share my guilty pleasure :)
    xo - heather
    This Life Is Yours Blog

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  4. I was very concerned when they didn't show Selma and Sean eating. I mean, they have to EAT! I'm glad I wasn't the only one:)

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  5. I don't watch The Bachelor but I love these posts. They make me laugh! I was actually a little sad to not see one last week. :)

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  6. What a crazy show, as always right?! I swear the groups of ladies get more caddy and crazy every year!

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  7. Oh Lord...who even knows what's going on next week...Tierra is off her rocker!

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  8. omg. I agree with this post %100! Come on Sean, wake up and realize Tiara needs to go to the crazy house! ha.

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  9. haven't watched it yet BUT I WILL BE BACK

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  10. Catherine was my favorite part. That was the most real chick of the episode... and the girl from Fort Leonardwood is growing on me. ALSO - did you laugh at Robyn falling and falling and falling?!

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  11. ok girl I have to say I don't watch Bachelor until usually friday or so, but I LOVE reading your recaps on Tuesdays. For some reason it makes the OHMYGOSHDIDTHATJUSTHAPPEN feel that much more awesome.

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  12. I feel like you're in my head with this post. I love you. MFEO

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  13. i love this post- every single thing you wrote was dead on with last night. who knew the bach' could steal our hearts like this?! i love catherine too, by the way <3

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  14. Derby aside, why have these girls never been roller skating??? And Selma's date was so awkward-- don't you love cuddling in an RV park silently with a guy you barely know.... way too much silence on that date.

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  15. This episode was the first time I had EVER watched the Bachelor. My cousin had to bribe me to watch it with her last night. I've never wanted to... until now. I totally understand why you people love this awfully entertaining show. I was so hooked. And most of the comments you made were exactly the same as mine... except maybe less mean (mine were so much worse, I'm ashamed haha). I wish I could watch next week with you. haha!

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  16. This episode was the first time I have EVER watched the Bachelor. My cousin had to bribe me to watch it with her last night. I've never wanted to... until now. I totally understand why you people love this awfully entertaining show. I was so hooked. And most of the comments you made were exactly the same as mine... except maybe less mean. I wish I could watch next week with you. haha!

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  17. We alllll know that Sean is a good looking man and that he has a nice body. But the boxer briefs only rule needs to stop! And that RV Park was so cute! I would love to have a date there! Amanda was SO weird!!

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