praise the Lord on high that this episode didn't start with sean walking around shirtless. OH WAIT THERE HE COMES … IN HIS UNDERWEAR. BOXER BREIFS. is this abc or mtv? what.
selma's gone a little crazy. babies.
control yourself, leslie. you did come on the bachelor.
i just don't have any strong emotions for selma. the way she lays across sean's lap isn't working for me. and flaunting that you weigh 110 lbs is a little too much for me. i weigh that too and don't talk about it. oh wait. no i don't. and maybe i would say it every day if i did. whatev.
caleb tells me that they owned property in joshua tree national park when he lived in califronia. um what? and selma hates this date. i, however, would love this date.
"six inch heels."
get me to that RV park! can i call that an RV park? RV cluster?
fifi is totally selma's rv.
curling up and laying down again. hmm. "you're gonna find an amazing girl" what is that comment? don't you want to be the amazing girl?
i can't stand how they talk about how a kiss is going to happen or not going to happen.
sit up, selma.
she is also thirty years old. not sure about the kissing rule. the camera angle is right up her nostrils this entire time. awesome.
what is this? did they eat dinner? or marshmallows?
amanda broke her chin.. that's what she gets for showing off and lying. woops. did i just say that?
here's a nice roller derby picture for you.
sean walking across the street with ten girls behind him to go to dinner is the perfect picture of everything the bachelor embodies.
amanda creeps me out a bit.
please do not give tiara that darn rose.
leslie is SO happy all the time. holy moly batman.
i hate this date. trying on dresses on a first date and showing them off sounds sort of hellish to me. that necklace makes leslie feel like a woman. giving birth to an eleven pound baby makes me feel like one.
i called that there would be no connection with leslie the second they started talking about romance. mkay?
wow. that's awkward…taking that necklace back.
i have NO idea what the preview for next week was. someone hold me.