Monday, August 1

swell

the blog post i planned on writing tonight is being delayed due to hot glue burns all over my hands... and legs. blistering, calloused, throbbing burns. these people best like their wreaths. i will take the dumb card for putting a wreath on my lap, while wearing shorts, and having hot glue drip all over me three times.

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i will also take the dumb card for calling my sister a pedal foot when i couldn't think of the name back seat driver while she shouted commands at my mom in the car yesterday. i was getting it confused with lead foot…which has nothing to do with a back seat driver. sue me.

i also said, "i can't wait to swim in whatever ocean that is by california in september" my mom: "the pacific ocean?" me: "um. yah. i get them confused. i didn't go to school for maps" my sister: "i think you mean geography"

whatevs, people. whatevs.

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here's getting back at you, rin. this is my sister peeping through the curtains that surround my mom's porch that make it seem like i am in a tropical cabana. she is making strange faces at my children and i am catching it on camera. muhahaha.

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and what do you know, as i am typing these very words here, i take a quick break to get some notes written for the wreaths i am sending out. you know the ones that caused all my burns? welp, a pocket knife razor blade was laying on the living room floor from cutting the boxes down and i stepped right on that sucker. right into my heel, pouring blood, butterfly stitches, ace bandages, my mom coming over, debating going to the ER, and a few tears later… here we are. up later than i should be, in more pain that i want to be, and blogging about a slice out of my heel. this is turning into quite the night.

in other news, brody got new bull dozer that rocks his world, foster wore the shirt he slept in the night before, covered in chocolate, to church nursery, and i made pancakes for breakfast. that about sums about our weekend.

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and now i wrote too much. hands are burning and i gotta get some sleep before going to get stitched at 8 am. i need more dermoplast spray for my whole body but i am praising the good Lord above that i am not using it for the same thing i got it for when being discharged from the birthing center 20 months ago. mmmkay.

here's hoping monday is less accident filled than sunday!

23 comments:

  1. Sweet girl! Praying the week ahead is glorious! What an awful end to the weekend. But OUR God is GREAT! And His mercies are new each and every morning! With love xxx

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  2. wow. what else could have happened? I don't know how many times I have burned myself with a glue gun and then swore I'd never be stupid enough to do that again. yeah. hope your burns and heel slice heal up super quick!

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  3. bless your heart! i am an awful friend, because i am laughing just a teeniny bit right now.

    hugs to you! xo

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  4. oh honey, what a day.
    tomorrow's a new day and i'm hoping it brings less bandaids with it.
    praying for you.
    xoxo

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  5. oh, my! i'm so sorry! i pray that this week is incident-free. i know you're in pain but really, you are such a funny girl :-)

    cheers!!

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  6. hope the rest of the week is less painful! :) take care of yourself.

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  7. geesh, be more careful with yourself, k?!
    <3

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  8. OW!!!!!! I was laughing out loud about the "whichever ocean is near Cali" comment because its totally something I would say every now and then. Which doesnt help when you're married to a (smart) history teacher:)
    Praying for your foot this morning. I cringed when I read that.:(
    Hoping today is better!

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  9. Wow! What a weekend. I hope your week gets better (and safer)!

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  10. gosh girl! that sounds like me when I am first preggers. Accident Nelly. Feel better.
    That porch? Can I come have coffee on it? it's lovely.

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  11. this post sounds a lot like me. burns, pacific ocean, geology, stab wound...you're not alone my crafty friend. I hope your heal heels soon. bam!

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  12. oh you dear soul! hope things go smoother for you this week. heal fast:)

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  13. oh goodness. I hope you and your boys have an accident free week...er month (but that might be wishful thinking with boys). Prayers for quick and speedy recovery and feeling tip top in no time.

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  14. things you say are so similar to things that i say! love it!
    www.fischersfoodandfitness.blogspot.com

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  15. poor thing. things can only look up for you today. and totally glad your using it on your heal now. YIKES.

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  16. And I think your sister meant geography?!

    Ha! I have those days... well, most days!

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  17. Ouch! It sure sounds like you had "one of those days"! It can only get better from here, right? :)

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  18. Oh my goodness!! Praying your stitches heal quickly and that your Monday is going muuuch better than yesterday! <3

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  19. i am sorry about your heal and i hope your surgery went okay. feet are a bad bad thing to have sliced open...praying for my sweet "upsate" friend.

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  20. Yikes! That sounds like a day all right. I just started reading your blog not too long ago and I wanted to pop in and say hi. You have an incredible gift for writing that is funny, quirky, and oh so real.
    Can't get enough, I tell ya.
    Andee
    Excited to meet you at blog sugar too. yippee

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